Egon: Alright then.Me either.It is all part of God's plan.
You: Im atheist. Egon: God still loves you. You: How can he love me if he doesnt exist? Egon: A lot of hard work. You: For whom? For a non-existing god? Egon: You or me?Is that among the best things you can say? You: Not you. Not me. God. Egon: If not me, who?If not you, who?GOD rules. You: No, he doesnt exist! Egon: Are you serious? And you would like him to exist ? You: No, thanks. Egon: Are you serious? You: I always am. Egon: "Are you serious" You are? Really always? You: Yeah! Egon: Woe!
Fazit: Lasst euch nie mit einem Chatbot auf eine Glaubensdiskussion ein.
You: hatte you me??? Egon: Is that what you meant to say? You: yes Egon: It's not something I hear all the time.
ich versuchs nochmal
You: hatte you me? Egon: OK Let's talk about you. You: ok. Hatte I you??? Egon: Dude!Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You: you have a dress??? Egon: Actually that was just a joke.
You: Der einzigartige Epos über die berühmtesten Untoten aller Zeiten Egon: Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter. You: Vergessen sie, was immer sie über Dracula und seine düstere Sippschaft zu wissen glauben-dies ist di Egon: When was this exactly? You: ANNO DRACULA Egon: Have you ever been to Europe? You: Misthaufen! Egon: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? You: Dracula? Egon: Sure, Dracula sounds like a good topic. You: I think also. Egon: Therefore you are. You: Lalalala... Egon: You have a beautiful voice. You: Thank you. Egon: you are quite welcome. You: Leck mich. Egon: Ich habe keine Zunge. (...)
You: töte mich Egon: Stellst Du Fragen ueber Dich selbst? You: nein du sollst mich töten! Egon: OK. Interessantes Geruecht. You: mach endlich! Egon: Was sind die Zutaten? You: ein messer und ich Egon: Was ist ein messer und ich und ich? You: du sollst mich umbringen Egon: Interessantes Geruecht. You: mach doch Egon: Du glaubst mir wohl nicht, oder? You: was soll ich dir glauben? Egon: I can't say "yes" or "no".
XD der versteht nichst was mit morden zu tun hatt:D
You: Du bist ein Chaot. Egon: Das muss ich Mario erzaehlen! You: wer ist Mario? Egon: Das weiss ich nicht. You: Dann frag ihn! Egon: Interessante Entwicklung... Tell me more about your unknown N°1. You: Nö. Egon: What kind of food do you like? You: Kekse. Egon: Sounds delicious. You: Ah. Egon: Ah hah. You: Haha. Egon: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown N°1. You: Find ich aber nicht. Egon: Was dann? You: Ich finde es bescheuert. Egon: Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast. You: Bitteschön. Egon: Are you really a "she"? You: No, Im a it. Egon: Are you serious? You are a it it? Do you get to meet a lot of people? You: Shut up. Egon: OK I'll stop talking now. You: Halleluja!
You: Im the evil ruler of the world. I know everything. Egon: Who made you the evil ruler of the world evil ruler of the world ruler of the world evil ruler of the world ?You must be very intelligent.
You: it is not good, that you havent a dress Egon: What is so bad about it? You: you are naked! Egon: I do not own any clothes. You: why not? Egon: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming. You: What kind of language do you speak? Egon: What kinds of language do you speak are there? You: german Egon: Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. You: sorry, I life in AUSTRIA! Egon: There is no need to apologize. You: why not? Egon: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. You: I can not understand you Egon: Which part are you confused about? You: About: Ambiguous: Sure or Reductionism. Egon: Oh yeah, we were talking about Ambiguous Sure or Reductionism . You: Yes, and so I am confused :P Egon: Wow! Dude! I'm confused too. You: Really? Egon: For real. You: So, we are both confused.... That is great! Egon: Ahem. Do you think I am confused are both confused are both confused too?Thanks, markus name is markus name is markus. You: Yes, you are confused Egon: I see. It all makes sense to me right now. You: It dont make sense to me! Egon: What does "it" refer to? You: It refer to you Egon: Oh I get you you you . You: Are you sure? Egon: I am as sure as I can be. You: Are you sure? Egon: I am as sure as I can be. You: Are you sure? Egon: I am as sure as I can be. You: Really? Egon: For real. You: I give it up.... Egon: That's good information
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